No, no, scroll over this, it's magic.
(SEE, SORCERY I TELL YOU)
-22 years old-
- Biochem student -
- A girl from the mountains stuck in the big city -
(I'm pretty boring, but if you'd like to exchange 3ds codes, follow my twitter, or instagram just shoot me a message!)

mccue90:

calleo:

highenergyjewtrino:

A friend linked me these because he thought they’d be relevant to me, he was extremely correct.  If these pieces of advice aren’t relevant to you, improve yourself until they are.

[source]

A good chunk of Tumblr could benefit from this.

That last one tho’

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

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#edgar allan bro

(Source: venusaurphobia)

note-a-bear:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

Oh no

(Source: basil-at-221b)

(Source: confessions-of-a-cutaholic)

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

nswagmonia sent:

i think I lost a valence electron, because I'm positive that you're super cute (this is awful I'm so sorry)

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No, no! NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR A BAD PUN OR PICK UP LINE LIKE THIS IT IS WONDERFUL!

Anonymous sent:

You've got potential. *pushes off a building*

Anonymous sent:

Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine!

If this doesn’t get you all the ladies, then I don’t know what will!

Anonymous sent:

Hey girl, you’re a 10. A 10 on the pH scale because you are so basic!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHSNAP!